I don't know why, but I like to think about famous historical figures doing simple things like pooping, blowing their noses, tripping, farting, breaking bones, cussing, laughing uncontrollably, climbing trees, sneaking around, bullying people, getting bullied, fighting, giving ladies cheesy pick-up lines, finding zits, ripping their pants, telling white lies, getting diarrhea, sneezing 14 times in a row, complaining over little matters, losing important things, being late for meetings, eating dinner with in-laws they don't really enjoy, and the list could go on and on.
Just insert any famous historical figure into the above situations and laugh.
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- JeffreyLocke
- I am recent graduate just looking at the dirt, writing about it.
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I just pictured Margaret Thatcher at a bar, hitting on chicks.
Dude, that just made me laugh so hard for some reason. I am so delirious.
so i was watching Sabrina the Teenage Witch the other week (please don't ask what the circumstances were) and Sabrina farted in front of her class and was really embarrassed, so to comfort her, her two aunts showed her a tape of famous people doing embarrassing things: Elizabeth I having pit stains when she waved and things like that--to point out that yes, even these "great" people had their embarrassing moments, but it isn't what they are remembered in history for. good lesson for the kiddos eh?
also, i will be in Nuevo this weekend, which means i will bring you that book!
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